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"Tis the Season to Sparkle" — This Are the Best Captions for All of Your Holiday Instagrams

"Tis the Season to Sparkle" — This Are the Best Captions for All of Your Holiday Instagrams

If there's one time when your Instagram game is strong, it's during the holidays. You've maybe got some time off, are spending more days with your family and friends and you're doing all these fun winter activities that you just need to snap a photo of for your social media.

And while we're pretty sure you know your best angles, you may need some help coming up with some perfect Christmas Instagram captions for all of your selfies and group shots. Our list below includes cute ideas, funny Christmas puns and jokes and captions inspired by your favorite holiday songs and Christmas movies. All you need to do is upload and post and watch all the "likes" and comments flood in because you totally just #sleighed Instagram.


Cute Christmas Captions

  • There’s snow place like home.

  • Make it a December to remember.

  • Merry everything and happy always.

  • Christmas Magic is in the air.

  • Tis the season to sparkle.

  • May your days be merry and bright.

  • May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.

  • You can find me under the mistletoe.

  • Happy holidays from all of Santa's little elves.

  • We're just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.

  • All spruced up.

  • Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

  • Fa la la la

  • Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.

  • Dear Santa, I can explain ...

  • More peppermint, please.

  • Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped.

  • I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

  • The stockings were hung by the chimney with care ...

  • Today's to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.

  • It's the most wonderful time of the year.

  • The world changes when it snows.

  • Hot chocolate weather.

  • Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.

  • #Sleigh

  • You rock my Christmas socks.

  • I got all spruced up for the holidays.

  • We've got chemis-tree.

  • Christmas time and I'm feelin' pine.

  • Love at frost sight.

Funny Christmas Captions

  • *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

  • Merry Elfin Christmas

  • Totally sleighed it.

  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.

  • All the jingle ladies.

  • The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

  • It's beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.

  • But first, let me take an elfie.

  • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

  • Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.

  • Can't wait to exchange all these presents.

  • This is my resting Grinch face.

  • Don't mind me, I'll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.

  • At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours ...

  • I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

  • One more cookie and I swear I'll fit in the Santa costume.

  • Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let's just call it, "The Naughty List"

  • Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.

  • It's like they WANT stockings full of coal.

  • Current status: ready for a long winter's nap.

  • All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too)

  • Bah, humbug.

  • Elfie time.

  • Are you on the 😈 or 😇 list this year?

Christmas Instagram Captions Inspired by Songs

  • “Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But everyday’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.” —The Carpenters

  • "Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you." — Nat King Cole

  • "Santa Claus llegó a la ciudad." —Luis Miguel

  • "Wherever there are people giving gifts, exchanging cards, I believe that Christmas is truly in their hearts."— Jose Mari Chan

  • “A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.” —John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band

  • "If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time." —Faith Hill

  • "Feeling Christmas all around, and I'm trying to play it cool." —Ariana Grande,

  • "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." —Irving Berlin

  • "Have yourself a merry little Christmas." —Judy Garland

  • "My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas." —Donny Hathaway

  • "Christmas time is here." —Lee Mendelson and Vince Guaraldi

  • "The party's on, the feeling's here that only comes this time of year." —Paul McCartney

  • "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." —Meredith Willson

  • "There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow." —Edward Pola and George Wyle

  • "It hasn't snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we're in a hurry." —Jerry Herman

  • "I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer."—Johnny Marks and Burl Ives

  • "There's no place like home for the holidays." —Robert Allen and Al Stillman

  • "Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad." —José Feliciano

  • "Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list." —Eartha Kitt

  • "I feel like I'm gonna kiss you standing beneath that mistletoe." —Otis Redding

Christmas Captions Inspired by Movies

  • "But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it's Christmas. And at Christmas you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect." —Love Actually

  • "You’ll shoot your eye out kid!" —A Christmas Story

  • "It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive." —The Holiday

  • "It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen." —The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

  • "Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." —Miracle on 34th Street

  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." —Elf

  • "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." —The Polar Express

  • "Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?" —A Charlie Brown Christmas

  • "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." —It's a Wonderful Life

  • "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup." —Elf

  • "What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?" —How the Grinch Stole Christmas

  • "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal." —Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

  • "Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart." —The Polar Express

  • "Some people are worth melting for." —Frozen

Christmas Quote Captions

  • "Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room." —Nora Roberts

  • "Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." —Ruth Carter Stapleton

  • “Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance — each beautiful, unique, and gone too soon.” —Deborah Whipp

  • "The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays." —W.C. Jones

  • "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." —Charles Dickens

  • "The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." —Burton Hills

  • "Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." —Hamilton Wright Mabie

  • "It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." —W.T. Ellis

  • "I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month." —Harlan Miller

  • "Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever." —Richelle E. Goodrich

  • "Love the giver more than the gift."—Brigham Young

  • "Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." —Norman Vincent Peale

  • "At Christmas, all roads lead home." —Marjorie Holmes

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