The Tiny Drug-Dealer Kid From ‘Euphoria’ Has the Best Instagram You’ve Ever Seen
It’s really stinking hard to pick one thing about Euphoria that makes it so damn good. It might be the makeup. Maybe the wardrobe? The pop-culture references are pretty top notch too. But if I truly HAD to pick one thing about the show that really sent me over the edge...it’s Ashtray. The kid looks too young to know multiplication, but he’s a straight-up drug dealer with a face tattoo. And you know what? The kid who plays him is just as mind-blowing IRL.
Javon “Wanna” Walton is the 13-year-old who brings Ashtray to life. He’s also a boxer and a gymnast, so BRB while I cry about how talented this kid is. After lurking his legendary Instagram account, I still can’t decide if I am afraid of him or think he’s the cutest kid ever. Please enjoy this Instagram creeping journey with me.
He’s boys with Drake.
Imagine the clout of a 13-year-old who knows Drake? (In case you forgot, Drake is one of the producers of Euphoria.) I can’t!
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Jun 4, 2019 at 7:37pm PDT
He could probably take any and all of us in a fight.
Remember when you’d watch the Powerpuff Girls beat the crap out of an evil villain and be like, “Damn, they can pack a punch.” Well, this is...a lot like that.
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Jul 2, 2019 at 11:12am PDT
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Mar 23, 2019 at 5:45pm PDT
He’s a gymnast too.
The only thing scarier than a small child who can fight you is a small child who might pull out a back tuck while he’s fighting you. Halp.
Post workout gymnastics season 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #teamonward #wannafight 👊⏩
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Dec 26, 2018 at 12:01pm PST
Sunday funday 🤪 @rockinjumpbuford #WannaJump
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Dec 9, 2018 at 11:59am PST
He’s a jet-setter with impeccable airport sty.
What did you wear to the airport when you were 12? A Limited Too cami and some swishy sweatpants? Probs.
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Jun 4, 2019 at 10:34am PDT
He posted a video shading his mom, LOL.
Javon got really fired up because his mom kept calling his Playstation 4 an Xbox, so he posted this confrontational video. Obviously, you should not mess with this kid and his video games!! (P.S. Peep the location on this video.)
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Mar 26, 2019 at 6:04pm PDT
He does his own stunts.
I mean, this is zero percent surprising given his boxing and gymnastics background. But still, I need an Advil after watching this.
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Jun 8, 2019 at 10:47am PDT
He probs has his read receipts on.
Just sayin’.
A post shared by Javon "Wanna" Walton (@onwardwanna) on Jan 29, 2019 at 9:57am PST
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