Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, your one-stop shop for everything happening online, from memes to trends to viral TikToks.
So what's happening online these days, you ask? Two words: Susi. Pesto. When TikTok creator @susi.vidal posted her homemade pesto recipe, she probably didn't expect thousands of people (including Hank Green) to stitch it with their wildest stories. But they did and for that sweet, sweet entertainment, we are grateful.
Over on Instagram, Paris Hilton found herself defending her infant son from haters after posting an adorable photo of her new-mom life. Taking to her stories, she shared some thoughts on being in the public eye and shared her son is healthy and has a "big brain."
And on Twitter, an old interview clip of a baby Justin Bieber is going viral for his mature handling of some tough questions in response to a Twitter trend of sharing your favorite interview clips. I kind of feel like he's thinking "she should go and love herself" here.
— KAI (@ended_everyone) October 21, 2023
This is so weird to look back on bc I was a child when Justin Bieber was a child but now looking at this as an adult I’m like… why did adults speak to a 15 year old like this😭 https://t.co/D6PTF9AV90
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 23, 2023
And — just to bring it full circle — back on TikTok, we're seeing a new trend emerge of revealing what you got your degree in and how you'll use it...except it's not what you think.
I want to enroll at Yale just to eat these pancakes.
Twilight season has begun, and I'm here for it.
it’s that time of the year pic.twitter.com/EMNDegYJIG
— no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms) October 24, 2023
Britney's memoir release is a day that will live in my mind forever.
Me: I CAN’T WAIT FOR TUESDAYHusband: Our 9-year wedding anniversary!Me: …exactly. pic.twitter.com/XYgmkXB7Ew
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 19, 2023
Crochet animal balloons > balloon animal balloons.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go dive into The Woman in Me and sip on some of that hot tea. Until next time!