Seth Meyers Predicts Donald Trump’s Next Merch Move, And It’s Filthy

Lee Moran
Updated

Gold-colored sneakers, Bibles and now… patriotic plungers?

Seth Meyers on Wednesday predicted Donald Trump’s next fundraising move following the former president’s foray into the world of holy book sales — which the “Late Night” comedian said could be the presumptive GOP nominee’s “slimiest cash grab yet.”

Meyers jumped into character as the four-times-indicted ex-POTUS to promote the toilet plunger and it’s solid gold bottom ― or so he claimed.

Watch Meyers’ full monologue here:

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