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Quotes of the Week: The Way Home, Traitors, Drag Race, La Brea and More

Quotes of the Week: The Way Home, Traitors, Drag Race, La Brea and More
Quotes of the Week: The Way Home, Traitors, Drag Race, La Brea and More

End of the weekend already? Unfortunately, yes — but perhaps our latest Quotes of the Week compilation can ward off those Sunday Scaries.

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In the list below, we’ve gathered a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Good Trouble, La Brea, NCIS: Sydney and RuPaul’s Drag Race, plus a question from The Woman in the Wall‘s series premiere that will forever change the way you see baked goods.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Way Home and The Traitors, plus quotable moments from The Trust, Chicago Fire and The Challenge.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Matt Webb Mitovich and Andy Swift)

GOOD TROUBLE

GOOD TROUBLE
GOOD TROUBLE

“That is a lot of names to remember.”

“So, I use an acronym to remember them all in order. It’s HAPLAND: Henry, Anna, Pilar, Lawrence, Anthony, Naomi, DJ.”

“[Laughs] It sounds like an IKEA couch, The Hapland.”

Gael (Tommy Martinez) and his crush Jay (Zane Phillips) discuss the latter’s seven siblings

THE TRUST

THE TRUST
THE TRUST

“Honestly, it’s not even that I feel so betrayed that she took the $15,000, but it’s the fact that you lied to me consistently afterward. But best believe she’s going to take me out for the world’s most expensive dinner and I’m ordering all the crab cakes. All of them. And lobster. And steak. Caviar. I haven’t had that. I don’t even know if I like it, but I’m going to get it because it’s on Julie.”

Tolú lovingly demands to be wined and dined after Julie reveals that she accepted one of Brooke’s lucrative offers

THE WAY HOME

THE WAY HOME
THE WAY HOME

“I thought we were just talking about a couple boxes. This is like the end of an Indiana Jones movie.”

Kat (Chyler Leigh) takes in all the stuff a recently deceased townswoman left to the local newspaper

THE WAY HOME (Bonus Quote!)

THE WAY HOME (Bonus Quote!)
THE WAY HOME (Bonus Quote!)

“Someone had a glow-up. Looks like Elliot’s having what the kids call a hot boy summer, you know what I’m saying?”

Rita (Marnie McPhail) is a fan of Elliot’s new look, much to Kat’s horror

LA BREA

LA BREA
LA BREA

“I want to expand your mind and guide you to the memories you lost.”

“I’m a doctor. I’m gonna need more than the caveman version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”

Sam (Jon Seda) is wary of Maya Schmidt’s (Claudia Ware) fungi-fueled plan for Gavin

NCIS: SYDNEY

NCIS: SYDNEY
NCIS: SYDNEY

“Settle down, tiger. Just remember whose country you’re standing in.”

“And you are…?”

“Thoroughly unimpressed with your matching haircuts.”

Rosie (William McInnes) doesn’t care for the U.S. feds’ tone

THE CHALLENGE: BATTLE FOR A NEW CHAMPION

THE CHALLENGE: BATTLE FOR A NEW CHAMPION
THE CHALLENGE: BATTLE FOR A NEW CHAMPION

“James is Moriah’s fourth Chihuahua. He’s turned into a little bitch and he doesn’t even have any voice. I’m blocking him on Instagram! I f—king hate him! I wrote that in my journal, as well. [Laughs]”

“You did? Oh, God, then it’s official! It’s in the journal?”

Zara jokingly lets loose to TJ regarding her feelings about fellow competitor James

CHICAGO FIRE

CHICAGO FIRE
CHICAGO FIRE

“Go over there, talk out whatever this is.”

“Talk it out? With Severide?”

“OK, fine, you are right. We all know he’s not great at saying words.”

Stella (Miranda Rae Mayo) fails to convince Cruz (Joe Miñoso) to work things out with conversationally challenged Severide

RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE

RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE

“That dress is so tight. I wonder if she could ‘shnap out of it!’”

“If she does, maybe her Olympia Dukakis will fall out!”

RuPaul and Ross Mathews out-punning each other at a Cher-themed runway? Why, there isn’t a single heterosexual word in that entire sentence

THE WOMAN IN THE WALL

THE WOMAN IN THE WALL
THE WOMAN IN THE WALL

“Are you having a [bachelorette party] at all, Tabitha?”

“Oh, I am, of course. Andrea’s even ordered a — [whispers] — penis cake.”

“A penis cake. Does it look like a penis, or does it taste like a penis?”

“Oh, Jesus Christ, I hope not!”

Mrs. Moran (Aisling O’Neill) brings up a question we hadn’t even considered

THE TRAITORS

THE TRAITORS
THE TRAITORS

“It’s probably a love letter from Alan. I think he’s obsessed with me.”

Ladies and gentlemen: Kate Chastain has returned!

THE TRAITORS (Bonus Quote!)

THE TRAITORS (Bonus Quote!)
THE TRAITORS (Bonus Quote!)

“Why Tamra? Oh my God!”

“Are there any boiled eggs?”

While the rest of the cast is in shock over Tamra’s murder, traitor Phaedra is more concerned with the whereabouts of her breakfast

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