If you carrot all about having a fun family gathering this Easter, you'll have a few Easter jokes up your sleeve to get every-bunny from the kids to the adults (okay, maybe not the teens) dyeing with laughter. That’s why we’re so hoppy you’ve found this post—because if there’s one thing we love more than clever egg hunt ideas, it’s a good recipe for Easter ham. And we’re really hamming it up with these funny Easter puns and one-liners.
From bunny puns to chick puns, we have every kind of Easter pun you could ever imagine! But omelettin’ you know one thing right now: A lot of these puns are about eggs. (But honestly, what did you egg-spect?)
Beyond your standup routine at the Easter dinner table, these silly puns also make cute Happy Easter wishes to write in cards or notes tucked into Easter baskets. And if you post one as your Easter Instagram caption, all your peeps will heap on the praise that you’re so good at cracking yolks—though a few might groan, “An oeuf!” (We’ll give you a second to pull up Google Translate so you can appreciate our fancy French.)
Write some of these eggs-ellent Easter puns on pieces of paper, and hide them inside plastic eggs for a very bunny egg hunt. Whoever finds these punny jokes will crack up!
You think you can do better? We’re all ears. Hop to the comments section to share your favorite Easter funnies.
I wanted to wish you a happy Easter, but was feeling a little chicken.
Felt cute, might have an egg-cellent Easter later.
Oh, for Peep's sake!
I have an Easter secret for you, but I'm hoping you won’t hare it!
I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.
I hid all the kids' candy in my stomach.
It's the Easter March. Fall in and... hop-two-three-four!
Don't be too choco-late to Easter brunch!
Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
When the store sells out of egg-decorating kits the day before Easter, it's a do-or-dye situation.
Happy Easter to my peeps!
Ears to a great Easter.
Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
Sending you warm Easter wishes… by hare-mail!
Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
Don't be a basket case!
This meal is to dye for.
Hot cross pun, anyone?
Gotta a question about Easter? Just basket.
Wow, you've got a lot of Easter dinner leftovers. You must have really hammed it up.
Chocolate may be your favorite Easter candy, but all we are saying is give Peeps a chance.
The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
All the bunnies eat at IHOP.
Hope to see the Easter Bunny in 14-carrot gold.
Every bunny was kung-fu fighting.
I whip my hare back and forth.
Hip hop, and you don't stop.
"Rabbit" said the frog when he saw the Easter Bunny.
We're one big hoppy family!
Waiter, there's a hare in my soup.
That's neither hare nor there.
Some bunny loves you very much.
Hope it's a 24-carrot day!
Don't worry, be hoppy.
I carrot believe it's Easter.
An Easter bonnet can tame a wild hare.
Hey there, hop stuff.
I'm all ears today.
I have so many egg puns, it’s not bunny.
I just don’t carrot all.
There's just no bunny like you.
I'd hop to the moon and back for you.
Some bunny needs a mimosa.
Having a good hare day.
Not coloring eggs this year? Omelette that slide...this time.
Over-easy like Easter (Sunday) morning.
What did the food coloring say to the egg? Prepare to dye! (Just kidding.)
Your egg-cellent jokes crack me up.
You're my favorite practical yolker.
Your deviled eggs are to dye for.
We found eggs in a hopeless place.
Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk's on you.
Hoppy Easter to one good egg!
More chocolate eggs, please. I don't have an oeuf.
What's your eggs-pert opinion?
Here's one for your Easter reading list: Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens
How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
No poaching allowed before Easter egg hunting season!
Peeps, don't forget to study for your spring eggs-ams.
Have yourself an egg-cellent day!
Don't crack a joke! It's Easter.
Yolk gotta be kidding.
We need to eggs-ercise after all this chocolate.
Don't get it scrambled!
Tell me an Easter yolk.
Just absolutely egg-static.
I've been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
Are you egg-noring me?
Omelettin’ this slide.
This one's a good egg.
You're one egg-ceptional friend!
I'm eggs-tremely ready for this egg hunt.
Don’t yolk with me.
That's all, yolks.
We eggs-pect this Easter will be lots of fun.
Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl plays.
What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
Let’s dance chick-to-chick.
Did you hear about funny chicken? It was a real comedi-hen.
How can you tell if a chicken’s the boss? There’s a pecking order.
The plot chickens...
Why did the chick leave home? It was time to fly the coop.
Did you hear about the arguing chicks? They were walking on eggshells.
What do all the hens do on a Friday night? Watch a chick flick.
These Easter puns are im-peck-able.
Did you hear about the haunted chicken coop? It had a poultry-giest.
Not a single cluck was given that day.
You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel clucky?
"Why did your mom call on Easter?" "She was just chicken on me."
Just one cool chick.
We're like two peeps in a pod.
Chick me out!
Pickin' up chicks.
Fresh outta clucks.
No fowl language around the eggs!
The plot chickens...
We're working around the cluck to get ready for Easter.
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