Word of advice: If you’re looking for a hookup on a dating app, maybe don’t mention that you’re planning to cheat on your wife, or include a picture of a crib in the background of your profile picture. It doesn’t inspire a burst of passion and a right swipe, does it?
The man, who went by the name “P,” listed that he was alone in his home in Dublin, Ireland, and was looking for someone to share a “bottle of wine, beer and more” with — also he’s married. That’s what he leads with: “Married.” Does he get points for honesty?
A screenshot of his profile was shared by a woman named Linda on Twitter.
My mate came across this tinder profile tonight. Extra Douchebag points for the Moses basket in the background pic.twitter.com/iZ9u255Ksl
— Linda (@Dizzydub1) July 27, 2018
One can only assume that the “and more” means “helping me tend to my baby while the missus is away.”
Twitter users did not hold back while they ripped into the adulterous man.
Out of Shape Father seeks escape own life choices.
Literally the character from 'your dads best friend'
— patrick (@patrickcarola13) July 29, 2018
His partner is bound to recognise her dress hanging up in the background 🤣
— jill coogan (@jillcoogan) July 28, 2018
Ye, I may stay single for the rest of my life…
— Lynne Kelly (@lkellydub) July 27, 2018
He's obviously as thick as he is sleazy .. who in their right mind would invite a random into their marital home ?!?!
— Hells Belles (@HelloHellsbells) July 28, 2018
Sadly, this type of behavior is far more common than you may think.
According to a 2015 study by GlobalWebIndex (GWI), which surveyed over 47,000 internet users around the world, 30 percent of Tinder users surveyed are married, and 12 percent are in a relationship.
Also, just 54 percent of the users are single, while 3 percent are divorced or widowed.
But don’t let those sad statistics lead you astray if you’re looking for love in the online world. Couples who meet online may be more compatible than those who meet in person.
So keep swiping right for LOVE! But avoid the profiles that look like this: There are red flags all over this bad boy.
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