Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling
Laughter brings the best kind of levity to life, and what better way to bring it on than with a good ole corny joke? To make sure you have plenty of humor in your life, we've rounded up 55 hilarious knock-knock jokes here to keep you and the adults, teens, and kids around you giggling.
Sure, knock-knock jokes are silly ones a 5-year-old is sure to love, but, like a good set of dad jokes (or mom jokes), what appears to be a great joke for kids is sometimes just the clean piece of humor you need to make you smile at any age. Share them with your family, have your kid take them into their classmates, pull them out at a party or on a road trip, read through them when you're having a bad day—and of course teach them to the kiddos in your life. They're all short and easy to remember and re-tell, and will give a refresher to their comedy routines. Looking for more funnies for your family? Check out this list of 80 hilariously funny jokes too.
And now for these 55 knock-knock jokes! Let's find out who's there.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock! Knock! Who's There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank Who? You're welcome.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? FBI. FB…We're asking the questions here.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
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