25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (April 6-19)

Kelsey Borresen
·Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life
·4 min read
25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (April 6-19)

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.

And somehow the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters.

Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous two weeks. Read on for 25 new relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.

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This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.

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