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Deck your tree with festive 'boobles': Designer launches Christmas 'Pornaments'

The 'pornaments' come in a set of three (Anissa Kermiche)
The 'pornaments' come in a set of three (Anissa Kermiche)

It’s safe to say that the female figure has been one of the biggest trends in homeware this year - and now you can bring it to your Christmas tree too.

London-based designer Anissa Kermiche has introduced Christmas ‘pornaments’ and ‘boobles’ for those who want to inject a bit of fun into their festive decorating this year.

“We wanted to bring a bit of fun to the classic Christmas decoration,” the designer told British Vogue.

“We love the idea of a bum or a breast hanging among the pine needles, catching relatives off guard while they’re admiring your tree. Given the year we’ve all had, the baubles are the perfect thing to bring some laughter into the home at Christmas.”

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The 'boobles' retail for £95 for a set of three (Anissa Kermiche)
The 'boobles' retail for £95 for a set of three (Anissa Kermiche)

The ‘boobles’ come in three different hues: silver, gold and pearlescent. Sold in a trio of boobs, bum and vulva-shaped ornaments, each set retails for a cool £95.

Kermiche’s ‘pornaments’ are a reflection of her extensive homeware range, which specialises in bum and breast-shaped vases.

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Each earthenware ‘booble’ is sculpted, cast and moulded in clay before being hand-glazed and fired in a kiln.

You can choose between gold, silver and pearlescent (Anissa Kermiche)
You can choose between gold, silver and pearlescent (Anissa Kermiche)

“They will fit in nicely amongst the other, more demure and bashful baubles,” Kermiche added.

That’s one way to shock the grandparents this Christmas.

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