The Funniest Jokes About Joe Biden's Ridiculous 81st Birthday Cake

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November 22, 2023 at 11:55 a.m.·2 min read

Joe Biden turned 81 on Monday!

Closeup of Joe Biden and a turkey about to be pardoned — Andrew Caballero-reynolds / AFP via Getty Images

The President of the United States celebrated his birthday how any other 80+-year-old individual would: with a fire hazard.

View this photo on Instagram

He joked about it in the caption:

"Thanks for the birthday well-wishes today, everyone. Turns out on your 146th birthday, you run out of space for candles!" — @joebiden/ Instagram: @joebiden

Because the picture is completely absurd, there were lots of jokes...

nothing has ever been or will ever be funnier to me than this photo of Joe Biden with his birthday cake pic.twitter.com/gbtQn563Ag
— Danielle Ohl (@DTOhl) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @DTOhl

Here are some of my favorites:

dude will need a fire extinguisher https://t.co/2hBwKiHLc7
— Rose (@IVYSFOOTNOTE) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @IVYSFOOTNOTE

Next Year's White House Birthday Party Cake for Joe #Biden: pic.twitter.com/zNMSzHYJ4t
— Tripp Whitbeck (@trippwhitbeck) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @trippwhitbeck

Biden trying to blow those candles out: https://t.co/k1DYNE2vvk pic.twitter.com/N8NTXV4FIT
— Afras Shahnawaz (@Afras_Shahnawaz) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ instagram.com Twitter: @Afras_Shahnawaz

happy birthday Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/8cpBWd620u
— alex (@alex_abads) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @alex_abads

Joe Biden’s 81st Birthday Cake https://t.co/4qNYgiSekh
— Tide 🇵🇸 (@tidalsounds) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @tidalsounds

Last chance to wish me happy birthday, Jack.I won’t ask again. pic.twitter.com/Vi98HM9Fpv
— Dark Brandon (@VoteDarkBrandon) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @VoteDarkBrandon

Joe Biden’s birthday cake.! pic.twitter.com/D7U5QD68mf
— invisible man (@DMNKNLIL) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @DMNKNLIL

joe biden with his burning cake : https://t.co/g92lAl1LQw pic.twitter.com/7hZC9SF4Cb
— valerie🇵🇸 (@badpositionz) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @badpositionz

Joe Biden got an Olympic torch birthday cake 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/4dxXkr1Lje
— Kellen (@Krush59) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @Krush59

This is how Joe Biden's cake was lit up. pic.twitter.com/sYTFiW4Ojs
— El Gran Cabron (@SamuraiElf) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @SamuraiElf

This pictures https://t.co/qgRIMTf530 pic.twitter.com/DmOtpFey2G
— JJ (@soapw1) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @soapw1

Joe Biden with his cake pic.twitter.com/iEJdJMB0dH
— Taylor’s Swiftie ⸆⸉ 🫶🏻 (@swiftietaylor89) November 21, 2023

Twitter: @swiftietaylor89

And lastly...

he is not blowing out those damn candles https://t.co/3rljgfW3Db
— karena ✩ MOST TARGETED BY WWWY LINEUP (@drrwninglssons) November 21, 2023

@joebiden/ Twitter: @drrwninglssons

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