Derek Graduates From Merman to Guy-Cow in New 'Zoolander 2' Spot

There’s no Greek mythology term for what Derek is in this new spot for Zoolander 2. Instead of depicting a Centaur (half horse, half man) — or even a merman, as he’s done before — the aging male model (Ben Stiller) is part cow in his new fragrance ad for Zoolander No. 2 (seen at the :21 mark in the new spot above). And yes, we’re quite sure everyone is catching the whiff of that poo joke at the outset of the clever commercial within a commercial.

Harkening back to his Aveda ad in the 2001 original, in which he portrayed a proud MERMAN!, this time Derek has a commercial co-star in supermodel Naomi Campbell. The ad ups the ante in absurdity as Campbell sensually pours a bucket of cow milk over her face while Derek sheds a tear as he cries, “Moo!”

Other new revelations appear in the faux advertisement, including a “sexy fight” involving Valentina (Penélope Cruz) and a tongue tickling make-out session between Mugatu (Will Ferrell) and Zoolander series newcomer Alexanya (Kristen Wiig). Something tells us the villains are simply taking high fashion’s famed air kiss to new heights and are not really romantically involved.

We’ll find out for sure on Feb. 12, when Zoolander 2 catwalks into theaters!