Yahoo's Map to Hollywood: Re-imagining the iconic 'Mean Girls' cafeteria map

Hilary Hagerman
·Managing Editor

It’s hard to believe it’s been 10 years since Janis Ian gave Cady the low-down on North Shore high school’s cafeteria dynamic in this iconic scene from “Mean Girls.”

In honour of the film’s 10th anniversary, we decided to put a Hollywood spin on Janis’s map – check out the graphic above to see what tables some of today’s stars would sit at.

The Sweethearts: Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston
The Hollywood equivalent of the Plastics, except they’re actually nice. They spend their days being totally grool and doing adorable things that instantly go viral. And they’re like, really pretty. There was a theory that if you cut off all of J Law’s hair, she’d look like a British man – but that was quickly debunked.

The Theatre Geeks: Lea Michele, Neil Patrick Harris, Zac Efron, Anne Hathaway
They’re constantly singing and challenging each other to “West Side Story”-esque dance offs. After the Plastics’ botched version of “Jingle Bell Rock” at the winter talent show, Zac Efron saved the day with his spot-on rendition of the “High School Musical 3” classic “Now or Never,” featuring mathlete/bad ass MC Kevin Gnapoor.

The Wannabes: Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus
They really, really try to be cool – and they think everyone is in love with them, when actually, everybody hates them. Once, Justin Bieber saw Marky Mark wearing a backwards hat and tighty-whities, so he bought a backwards hat and tighty whities.

The Oscar Snubs: Leonardo DiCaprio, and the ghosts of Leo’s past
That’s five-time Oscar snubee to you.The Leos spend their lunch plotting out their next big blockbuster hit so they don’t have to resort to doing car commercials in Japan like Regina George.

The Burnouts: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill
These guys spend their days skipping class in favour of questionable activities. There’s a rumour that Jonah Hill made out with a hot dog – but that was ONE TIME. They also really, really love Backstreet Boys.

The Funny Girls: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy
The funny ladies are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. Four for you, ladies! You go, ladies!

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