95 Fall Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Over in *Leaves*

The arrival of fall can mean something different for everyone. For teachers and parents it can be a time full of back-to-school preparations, while for holiday enthusiasts the main focus might be brainstorming the perfect creative Halloween costume or some new Thanksgiving traditions with family. Those who are dating or in a long-term relationship can embrace the romantic aspects of the season by trying out cozy date ideas, or maybe the highlight is simply sampling the latest additions to the Starbucks fall menu. Whatever autumn has in store, one thing that everyone can enjoy throughout the season is a bunch of hilarious fall jokes.

Much like reading fall quotes or watching fall movies, leaning into seasonal humor is a priceless way to appreciate the passage of time. You can scroll through these privately for a quick laugh, or bring them to the dinner table, office party, or any social gathering to share them with family and friends. If you really want to spread some autumnal cheer, you could also borrow one of these festive punchlines for the perfect fall Instagram caption. Just don’t be surprised if you find that some of these jokes are a tad bit a-corny for your taste.

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  1. How did the tree get a new job? She had the right qua-leaf-ications.

  2. What is the best book to read in autumn? Gourd of the Rings.

  3. Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap? His wife wanted to see fall foilage.

  4. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.

  5. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.

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  6. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.

  7. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? May the forest be with you.

  8. What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili

  9. What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold? A har-vest.

  10. How do trees get on the Internet? They just log on.

  11. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

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  12. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.

  13. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

  14. What happened when the turkey got in a fight? The stuffing was knocked out of him.

  15. What is it called when a tree takes some time off? Paid leaf.

  16. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.

  17. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? Because he had a great fall.

  18. Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match? He let his gourd down.

  19. What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall? Sep-timberrrrrr!

  20. Why do trees hate going to school in the fall? Because they’re easily stumped.

  21. What’s the best band to listen to in autumn? The Spice Girls

  22. What did the leaf say to the other leaf? I’m falling for you.

  23. Why do birds fly south for the fall? Because it’s quicker than walking.

  24. Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes? She wanted to branch out.

  25. What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia? The Great Barrier Leaf.

  26. Why are trees so carefree and easy going? Because every fall, they let loose.

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  27. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.

  28. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

  29. What do the leaves say before they hibernate? Rake me up when September ends.

  30. What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.

  31. Why did the Jack-o’-lantern look after the pie? They were pump-kin.

  32. What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn? Disbe-leaf.

  33. What’s the saddest side dish? Sweet potato cries.

  34. What do pirates wear at autumn? Pumpkin patches.

  35. What kind of key can’t open doors? A turkey.

  36. What do turkeys eat for dessert? Peach gobbler.

  37. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.

  38. Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.

  39. What did the apple say to the pie baker? Use cherries instead.

  40. Why is autumn the proudest season? It’s fall of it.

  41. What do short-sighted ghouls wear? Spooktacles.

  42. If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for? Their age.

  43. Why are apples so bad in interrogations? They always crumble.

  44. How do leaves get from place to place? Autumn-mobiles.

  45. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm!

  46. What is the cutest season? Aww-tumn.

  47. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

  48. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library? With your in-cider voice.

  49. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash.

  50. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood? Winnie the Boo.

  51. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school? The traffic gourd!

  52. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

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  53. Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt!

  54. Why was nobody scared of the tree? His bark was worse than his bite.

  55. Why did the lions move at the end of summer? Because the pride goeth before the fall!

  56. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

  57. What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink? Pumpkin spy-ce latte.

  58. What room are ghosts not allowed to enter? The living room.

  59. What’s a fire's least favorite month? No-ember.

  60. What did the ground say when fall came? Well that’s a re-leaf.

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  61. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police.

  62. What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade? They played their drumsticks.

  63. Which pumpkins can swim the best? The coast gourd.

  64. What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme? Little BOO Peep.

  65. What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.

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