The 38 Weirdest Things Ever Sold On Facebook Marketplace, Like People Are Actually Terrifying

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April 1, 2024 at 1:22 p.m.·4 min read

Facebook marketplace is one of the most wild (and high-key magical) places on the internet where you can find literally anything...

Hands holding a phone displaying a social media post about a car parked on a sidewalk — Nic Coury / AFP via Getty Images

That said, here are some of the weirdest things people have ever found on there...

1.These *literal* footstools:

How cursed are these stools i found on Facebook marketplace
11:41 AM - 01 Oct 2020

2. A minion patio heater:

look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace pic.twitter.com/FGNi3f5TgG
— Ellen (@ellenfromnowon) November 13, 2019

Twitter: @ellenfromnowon

3."Spooky pies" that may actually eat you before you eat them:

Someone on facebook is selling “spooky pies”
10:46 PM - 08 Oct 2018

4.This cute Snoopy costume:

Snoopy costume for sale on a sofa in a social media marketplace post — Twitter: @costcohotd0g

5. This "unique" storage cabinet:

introducing the most cursed thing I have seen on facebook marketplace. Yes he is still for sale. no I will not be purchasing him. pic.twitter.com/wwYAlicOVz
— Deadjosey (@DeadJosey) August 23, 2023

Twitter: @DeadJosey

6.A minion dresser:

Dresser with Minion design from Despicable Me, for sale on Facebook marketplace — Twitter: @cherryredocs

7.A Garth Brooks one-of-a-kind jean jacket:

Jacket with a large printed face on the back, displayed for sale. The post is a humorous share on a social platform — Twitter: @katesonaplane

8. A Thicc Pikachu:

Facebook marketplace is incredibly cursed pic.twitter.com/PTyNUMX96p
— Coor Beersman (@xwingpilot93) December 29, 2021

Twitter: @xwingpilot93

9.This goat skull that was definitely used for ritualistic sacrifice:

The image shows an ornate, skull-shaped object with decorative elements, positioned on a textured surface — Twitter: @j_brad3000

10. An antique pitchfork:

Absolutely cursed Facebook marketplace object pic.twitter.com/vhmeRVvW2s
— Siobhán (@SlugInkPress) June 17, 2023

Twitter: @SlugInkPress

11.A homemade arm wrestling machine:

Wooden chair modified with fake human arm for arm wrestling, labeled "Homemade Arm Wrestling Machine, $69" — Twitter: @to0ties

12. A CPR dog training model:

on today's episode of cursed items I saw on Facebook Marketplace... pic.twitter.com/L7cU3sUVVc
— Alex Website (@bullxndr) November 30, 2023

Twitter: @bullxndr

13. Candles that look like "real food":

Absolutely cursed images on Facebook Marketplace pic.twitter.com/O6viDK0b6p
— Dan Baldassarre (@evornithology) November 11, 2023

Twitter: @evornithology

14. A gynecological doctors table:

this may be the most cursed facebook marketplace item i’ve ever seen … the stains on the walls??????? pic.twitter.com/jgVnf7O8i0
— anna del rey (@sarahxtonin) January 20, 2024

Twitter: @sarahxtonin

15. This portrait of a UK comedian:

Cool so I think I'm probably cursed for even looking at this. Facebook marketplace strikes again pic.twitter.com/9DaurFd0Vp
— Gary (@garyanderson666) January 22, 2024

Twitter: @garyanderson666

16. A love seat with Timbs for feet:

facebook marketplace is a cursed place pic.twitter.com/xBsBaFCwpq
— koorah (@kooooooooooorah) March 11, 2024

Twitter: @kooooooooooorah

17.A suggestive Miss Piggy piggybank:

Miss Piggy coin bank depicted, humorous context implying marketplace can be frightening — Twitter: @la_guettler

18.Used coffins:

Hubby found this on Facebook marketplace 🤣🤣🤣
07:20 PM - 18 Apr 2021

19. Fancy toilets:

Facebook Marketplace is weird. pic.twitter.com/4NqcgFF3qE
— MaTT FLaMMaBLe (@MaTTFLaMMaBLe) January 10, 2024

Twitter: @MaTTFLaMMaBLe

20. Jackie Kennedy in a wicker chair:

facebook marketplace is weird pic.twitter.com/GKWnG8BOiK
— Zooted Barbie (@the_local_thot) December 18, 2023

Twitter: @the_local_thot

21. A Titanic bounce house:

I've seen a lot of weird things for sale on Facebook Marketplace, but I wasn't prepared for the existence of this... pic.twitter.com/SGhVDyYqIW
— Grant McAuley (@grantmcauley) February 8, 2024

Twitter: @grantmcauley

22.This thoughtful Father's Day gift:

facebook marketplace is a weird place 🤨
04:43 AM - 24 Jun 2021

23.Some telephone poles:

Woman sells telephone poles for $175 on Marketplace; various sizes shown with end-grain and bark — Twitter: @capitalweather

24.These cute shoes:

Just found these monstrosities on Facebook marketplace. Burn them
05:50 AM - 01 Apr 2021

25.Four bags of rubber spaghetti:

ish gets weird on Facebook marketplace
10:10 PM - 21 Oct 2020

26.A homemade bathroom sign:

Just Missouri things. (Found on Facebook Marketplace)
03:37 AM - 24 Feb 2021

27.A furry dresser:

Can't stop thinking of these insane drawers I found on Facebook Marketplace
09:23 PM - 15 Feb 2021

28.An $89 gnome ballerina:

haunted by this gnome ballerina figurine i found on facebook marketplace for $89
02:37 AM - 02 Jan 2021

29.Some earrings that smell kinda funny:

I found this on Facebook marketplace if anyone doesn’t know what to get me for Christmas
10:10 PM - 12 Dec 2020

30.A couch made of multiple pairs of jeans:

This is my favourite thing I’ve ever found on Facebook marketplace
01:40 PM - 06 Dec 2020

31.A 1985 Chevrolet "pirate ship":

Look at this fuckin pirate ship I found on Facebook marketplace. Who wants to split the cost with me
02:29 AM - 23 Nov 2020

32.This crying girl in a raincoat:

Child-sized mannequin in yellow raincoat and hat, facing a corner, in a room with furniture — Twitter: @SlurpSocial

33.Charles Manson's baby teeth:

small teeth on a red cloth — Twitter: @famousmags

34. Spicy Gushers:

This is one of the weirdest things on Facebook marketplace. And honestly I’m intrigued. pic.twitter.com/HOHnDuIebS
— John Marc (@PlanetTelex79) March 4, 2022

Twitter: @PlanetTelex79

35. A Rock-shaped toothpaste topper:

Weirdest thing for sale on Facebook marketplace today...@TheRock shaped 'toothpaste topper' pic.twitter.com/mnxcurHZTb
— Martin (@antiquestwins) February 16, 2022

Twitter: @antiquestwins

36. This minion stove:

Saw this on Facebook marketplace for 500 this is terrifying pic.twitter.com/XPbDrQEj3E
— 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝒶𝐵𝓁𝑒𝓊🦋 (@maritzableu) December 16, 2022

Twitter: @maritzableu

37. This doll:

Facebook marketplace is a terrifying place... I'm not even gonna ask. #whattheactualfuck pic.twitter.com/FYdHQ5k0iK
— Briony (@BrionyWinn) May 12, 2019

Twitter: @BrionyWinn

38.And lastly, a basketball Halloween mask:

hey guys check out what i found on facebook marketplace today
02:02 AM - 10 Oct 2019

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