21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (May 14-20)
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want some more, no need to beg ― check out last week’s batch right here.)
Do you talk to your cat before leaving the house and inform them how long you will be away or are you normal?
— 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 (@goodlucksofea) May 14, 2022
My cat when I find him pooping in my potted plants. https://t.co/OfEyFE1lvb
— Claudia-is-writing-from-Utopia (@badwolfgirl2768) May 16, 2022
guy posting photo of himself w a cute dog is the equivalent of a girl posting a hot swimsuit pic. if anything it’s thirstier, sluttier, for the streets even more so.
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) May 18, 2022
I brushed my dog and created another dog. pic.twitter.com/jsg18Gkl15
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 18, 2022
chihuahuas tremble with the horrible truth
— JP (@jpbrammer) May 16, 2022
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) May 19, 2022
Our cat once was limping. It turned out he had a cherry cough drop stock to the bottom of his paw. He didn’t like the taste when he tried to remove it and so decided that was just his life now.
(We removed the cough drop.)— Steve Halter (@stevenhalter) May 19, 2022
Mood: pic.twitter.com/az5CFynzsp
— Cats (@weirdcats8) May 18, 2022
PROSECUTOR: never? Not once in all the time you have lived at the defendant's house?
MY CAT: I have never been fed, your honor— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) May 15, 2022
Found on Pinterest. Does your cat have any collections? pic.twitter.com/LyPWtkfNev
— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) May 19, 2022
Every dog at a bar is a tiny celebrity
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 14, 2022
Save your file. I could accidentally step on your keyboard at any time pic.twitter.com/pDfSD8zV3J
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) May 20, 2022
"we want grandkids" best I can do is putting myself on antidepressants and getting another cat
— Queen Kitten 👑 (@ElaniKitten) May 18, 2022
in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list:
-nosewise
-garlik
-pretyman
-gaylarde
-norman
-filthe pic.twitter.com/m2j13XDHXP— weird medieval guys (@WeirdMedieval) May 14, 2022
For a few days, my 3-year-old has been giving the cats what I can only describe as performance reviews. I do not know where this is coming from.
— laurasaurus 🌻 (@iamlaurasaurus) May 18, 2022
Cats and the feedback they’ve gotten recently pic.twitter.com/jVSFBqFBjO
— laurasaurus 🌻 (@iamlaurasaurus) May 18, 2022
day 48: no one suspects a thing pic.twitter.com/sxtfWR3EZW
— what kind of dog is this (@genius_dogs) May 19, 2022
My dog just took a dark MAGA.
— Mayo 🇺🇦🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy) May 19, 2022
Do you know what your cat is doing at night?
kleptomaniac cat caught on camera multiple times stealing items from neighbors 😂🤣🐈⬛ pic.twitter.com/Ib01FKVg33— Il Gatto Nero (@gattocciao) May 17, 2022
The cat I am catsitting wants me to pick him up and carry him around like a little baby, and I do mean that he will scream if I try to set him down.
— s. e. smith (@sesmith) May 19, 2022
The problem is that one dog is holding 99% of the clues. pic.twitter.com/fp2sa2GlYw
— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) May 17, 2022
This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.