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D+ |
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| Story: |
D+ |
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| Acting: |
C+ |
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| Direction: |
D |
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| Visuals: |
B- |
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Takes too long to go nowhere!
by Shoe (movies profile)
Jun 21, 2008
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47 people found this review helpful
Why it took "Touristas" over an HOUR to get to where I KNEW it was going is beyond me. Who goes to this flick NOT knowing it was about Tourist getting captured and cut up by some sicko? The answer; NO ONE! So by all means WASTE the first HOUR of this debacle with hiking trough the jungles of Brazil and looking at hot chicks in thongs (God knows that was the ONLY interesting thing happening). Only to get to the most anti-climactic "climax" in horror film history. YAWNSville!
Thumbs DOWN... WAY DOWN! |
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