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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
Worst movie I've ever seen in my whole life!!!!!!
by jason0423 (
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(Jul 12, 2008)
423 of 488 people found this review helpful
I do not know where to begin. I was expecting a great zombie movie like Resident Evil. House of the Dead is just some very cheap lowest budget ever company who made a mo...
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Overall Grade:
D-
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
A+
One of the worst movies, but awesome T & A scenes
by cheetos_kat (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
214 of 279 people found this review helpful
This was probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The only redeeming quality was the hot women who took it all off, apparently for no reason. Otherwise, the mov...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
D
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
...and I thought Halloween Resurrection was bad
by piranhasaurus (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
98 of 127 people found this review helpful
If you are a true fan of horror, please do not waste your money on this. Pull a Romero classic from your collection and watch that instead. This is pure crap. As if the M...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
House of the idiot
by cycheng_2000 (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
98 of 149 people found this review helpful
This is the worst worst movie I have ever seen in my life, I should never waste my good money on this crap. What a shame to make such terrible film like this, it's nothin...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
D
Visuals:
D
House of the Boobies
by Saberj (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
56 of 74 people found this review helpful
So they make this movie, right? And they decide it sucks, right? So they add an extra 10 minutes to the front of the movie that has some women running around without shir...
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Overall Grade:
A
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
The reason I put overall "A"
by jedislysir (
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(Oct 16, 2003)
37 of 47 people found this review helpful
Well this movie was great, fantastic, super even. I think u should go see it right away. And then stcik up the theater for ur god damn 8 bucks back. What the ***** wer...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
D
Visuals:
C
More fun than a barrel of feces...
by lansid (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
35 of 45 people found this review helpful
Ok, so maybe I wouldn't go that far. Fecal matter has SOME entertainment value if used correctly, which is what the people who made this movie DIDN'T do. Less-than "B" ra...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
D
10 times worse than The Avengers... no 20 times
by taffeelion (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
33 of 42 people found this review helpful
Worst...Movie....Ever People were actively walking out of the theater. If I were alone, I would have gone too. It's not scary, not funny (on purpose), not anything good...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
F
Direction:
F
Visuals:
F
Read this...special information about the movie
by srvtofjah (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
31 of 42 people found this review helpful
In addition to jason0423's information. Most of the special effects were done by video taping somebody playing the game at a cheap arcade. I'm dead serious, the only...
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Overall Grade:
F
Story:
F
Acting:
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Direction:
F
Visuals:
B-
Oh....my....god....*cries*
by thunderstorm289 (
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(Nov 26, 2003)
22 of 26 people found this review helpful
I feel so sorry for my father...we wanted to see a movie with me and said I could choose the movie. We thought about going to see Out Of Time, but I saw house of the dead...
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