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Mean Machine   Movie Main Page Movie Overview   Movie Details   Showtimes & Tickets   DVD/Video Info   Trailers & Clips   Cast and Credits   Awards & Nominations Reviews and Previews   Critics Reviews User Reviews Photos   Premiere Photos   Production Photos Community   Message Board Shopping   Buy the DVD/Video Other Resources   Web Sites   The Critics: C+ 7 reviews Start Rating Movies Now! Sign In or sign up Yahoo! Users: B 385 ratings  User Reviews (16 reviews) Write your own review Sort by:  Most HelpfulMost RecentHighest GradeLowest Grade Previous   |  1-10 of 16  |   Next   Overall Grade: F Story: F Acting: F Direction: F Visuals: D Vinnie Jones in prison bum fun shock by aj00f (movies profile) (Oct 11, 2006) 1 of 1 people found this review helpful Vinnie Jones struggling with his homosexual urges, purposefully gets himself sent to a prison filled with chamring gay bast@rds. Being a former footballer though, Vinnie... Full Review Overall Grade: A Story: A- Acting: A- Direction: B+ Visuals: B Great remake of the Longest Yard "Soccer style"! by filmfan101069 (movies profile) (Dec 29, 2005) 1 of 1 people found this review helpful Vinnie Jones & Jason "The Monk" Statham are fantastic! This film is based upon the Burt Reynolds movie the Longest Yard, however takes place in Great Britain. Rather... Full Review Overall Grade: A+ Story: A Acting: A+ Direction: A Visuals: A+ Boil the critics in hot oil!!!! by pchesse (movies profile) (May 19, 2004) 1 of 1 people found this review helpful this is a seriously awesome movie, people will tell you that if you want to seea movie about soccer, you should watch bend it like beckham, uh, NO-YOU GOTTA WATCH MEAN MA... Full Review Overall Grade: A+ Story: B+ Acting: A- Direction: B+ Visuals: A+ "A critic is a legless man who teaches running" by alcatrazchic (movies profile) (Jun 17, 2007) 1 of 1 people found this review helpful Like the other guy said before, f- the critics! They get paid to say a movie sucks! And we, the consumers, actually WATCH the movies and enjoy them, and don't analyze th... Full Review Overall Grade: A Story: A+ Acting: A+ Direction: A+ Visuals: A mean machine by henriett78 (movies profile) (Dec 6, 2006) I went to blockbuster one day and found this movie, I did not think much of it but they did not have anything better so I rented Mean Machine. I think this movie is "bloo... Full Review Overall Grade: A- Story: B+ Acting: B+ Direction: A- Visuals: A- MEAN MACHINE! MEAN MACHINE! MEAN MACHINE! by faraway11 (movies profile) (Jan 5, 2006) One of the most watched movies I own. When in doubt, we always turn this on. I don't know if it's the superb Jason Statham & Vinnie Jones or the soccer or the hysterica... Full Review Overall Grade: A- Story: B+ Acting: A- Direction: A Visuals: B- need some help by ra_fromone (movies profile) (Aug 21, 2005) i loved the movie, but theres one thing i can't get out of my head and thats the song from when monk (Statham) is dancing with the ball, if anyone knows it e mail it to... Full Review Overall Grade: A+ Story: N/A Acting: N/A Direction: N/A Visuals: N/A Critic Missed The Boat by playmaker_mb (movies profile) (Apr 26, 2005) If your a fan of ganster movies and British crime sagas you will enjoy this film. It has it all. The action scenes are done really well and lets not forget Jason Statho... Full Review Overall Grade: A+ Story: A+ Acting: A+ Direction: A+ Visuals: A+ Awesome MOVIE!!!!!!!!! by dagreendewman87 (movies profile) (Jun 12, 2004) I love this movie, my favorite person is Monk the criminals goalie hes so awesome with all those tatoos and all the guards are scared of him. I love his visions.   Overall Grade: B+ Story: B Acting: A- Direction: A- Visuals: B+ a great movie by firstromario (movies profile) (Apr 25, 2004) You can understand this movie only if you understand soccer......... ............. ................ ................ ............. .................. ............ .......... Full Review Previous   |  1-10 of 16  |   Next