COVERAGE OF THE 84th ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS

Oscars 2012: Melissa and Joan Rivers Discuss Best, Worst Memories

Joan Rivers and her daughter, Melissa, are used to sharing space on the show that brings them together as roommates, "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best," and used to sharing opinions on the show that takes them to the red carpet, "Fashion Police." In preparation for the Oscars, the duo who invented the phrase "Who are you wearing?" open up about their best memories as well as the ones that make them cringe with regret.

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Joan admits she still wishes she could erase the moment she interviewed Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins. "I called his wife his mother. You want to kill yourself. You don't want to hurt anybody, and I said, 'And this is your mother?' And he said, 'No, this is my wife.' I thought, 'I am going through the roof right now.' You just keep on talking. He later got divorced from her [Jennifer Lynton]. I hope I wasn't the nail in the coffin."

Bullock at the 2011 Golden Globes.

Another awkward moment happened last year after Joan and Melissa had just finished saying that Sandra Bullock's heavy bangs made her look like a Pekingese dog and that her dress didn't work for her. Immediately after the show, they found themselves seated next to Bullock on a flight.

"She comes rushing over and it is a big 'Hello! How are you?' Kiss, kiss, kiss. And meanwhile we just said we didn't like what she wore," says Joan. "And it hadn't aired yet!" Other celebs skip the kiss, kiss, kiss. "Queen Latifah grabbed me the other day and said, 'B**** stole my look!' I realized she was watching the show," says Joan, who had taken on Queen Latifah in an episode and was flattered by the star's good-natured response.

"We don't take it seriously, and they shouldn't either," says Joan, who adds that she has the hardest time with Oscar winners who are rude on the red carpet and celebrities who are dishonest.

"Jennifer Aniston doesn't tell you the truth about anything! I don't like anyone that gives you the pat answer. For example, on a sitcom, you know they all despise each other, and then you hear, 'Oh we love each other.' You go, 'Next.'"

Others who have made her eye-roll list over the years? "Russell Crowe is miserable on the red carpet. Then get off the carpet! Don't be there!" says Joan, while Melissa adds another Oscar winner to that list. "Tommy Lee Jones. He's miserable and he is going to make everyone around him as unhappy on the red carpet as he is. Don't come to the party; don't ruin it for everyone else!"

[ Photos: Best and worst looks from last year's ceremony ]

Of course, they also have their favorites. "Leonardo DiCaprio is adorable and you don't expect it, or Nicole Kidman has a great sense of humor. You don't expect her to have a great sense of humor," says Joan. Oscar winners have even surprised them with very  sweet gestures that the cameras never caught.

George Clooney offered Melissa his coat one year when she was shivering on the red carpet. Another year, Joan was interviewing Rita Wilson about "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" and Tom Hanks momentarily disappeared. "He went away and got coffee for us and came back. It was so adorable," says Joan. "He is a nice man."

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Over the years, Joan and Melissa have faced their own share of red carpet disasters, in addition to those they police. At the Oscars one year, Melissa discovered her dress hadn't been well-sewn . "It began to completely unravel during the course of the show. All of the seams started opening and they started taping me and clipping me together during commercials."

The two will be taking on the best and worst of the red carpet once again. Before then, catch them on their show "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best," which airs on Tuesday night and brings mother and daughter together as roommates, revealing their life as it happens.

"Tuesday night's episode is going to be tough on me," says Melissa, who went through a breakup as the show was taping. Joan adds that she is glad to have these moments preserved for the future.

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"I love to see the dogs. I love every time the dogs are in the shots," Joan says. "Great moments with Cooper [her grandson] are now kept, and when he's an adult he'll be able to look back and see 'that was so nice of my mother.' Or 'that was so nice of my grandmother.'"

And of course he may also get to see a few moments when his mother and grandmother have a little fun with the people around them at the award shows.

"You have to still be a fan to enjoy the Oscars and the red carpet. I am still a huge fan," says Joan. "When that door opens and out comes Halle Berry or whoever, I still go, 'Oh wow.' I love the energy of the Oscars."

Kwala Mandel is an editor for Yahoo! who works on special projects ranging from the royal wedding to the remembrance of 9/11 to the live-streamed Decade of Difference concert. She's contributed to omg!, TV, Movies, Shine, and News. Kwala has also written for People magazine, In Style magazine , Sunset, Fortune, and the Los Angeles Times.

 
  • CORavensFan  •  Denver, United States  •  2 months ago
    "Joan and Melissa had just finished saying that Sandra Bullock's heavy bangs made her look like a Pekingese dog ". This coming from a woman that has had so much plastic surgery she barely looks human any more. And her horsefaced daughter shouldn't be talking either.
    • John 2 months ago
      I give this comment a100 thumbs up. Only one counts. But a 100% correct.
    • davis 2 months ago
      jealous much
    • davis 2 months ago
      i absolutly love Joan ....you people need to lighten up ....she's a comedian ...what do you expect
  • Ryan  •  Milwaukee, United States  •  2 months ago
    One more facelift and Joan River's eyes will be in the back of her head! LOL
    • Doug S 2 months ago
      I heard a comedian about 20 years ago say "if Joan has another facelift, she will have a goatee."
    • EJ 2 months ago
      Joan would just LOVE these comments and she would add it to her stage show. Love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Scott  •  Salt Lake City, United States  •  2 months ago
    What the hell did Joan Rivers do to her FACE? Is that like the 407th facelift she's had?
    • chris 2 months ago
      C'mon dude wake up!!....it's her 409th....
    • el fuego 2 months ago
      The dimple on her chin is her belly button.
    • katspaw 2 months ago
      She has to shave her cooch to keep from having a goatee!
  • StanU  •  Refugio, United States  •  2 months ago
    Sandra Bullock would look good in a toe sack. She's just gorgeous.
  • Brad  •  Elk Grove Village, United States  •  2 months ago
    Im pretty sure Joan Rivers died many years ago but they keep performing plastic surgery on the body to keep her "looks" alive.
    • Bob Loblaw 2 months ago
      It's like Weekend at Bernie's... her daughter has her hand shoved up her rear and makes Joan's lips move.
    • Gilda 2 months ago
      LOL!!!!
    • Natasha 2 months ago
      Brad, I almost peed reading your post, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
  • MikeW  •  2 months ago
    Wait, that's her daughter? I thought that was Steven Tyler. Joan Rivers has no room to talk about how ANYONE looks, she looks like a freak of nature. If I saw her out in public I don't know if I would laugh at her or run away, she's funny looking and scary all at once.
    • watson 2 months ago
      Too funny. Didn't we see them on the last round of Walmartians?
    • mike h 2 months ago
      its just sad
    • DragonHeart 2 months ago
      I think they are great!
  • Alice  •  2 months ago
    Does anyone really listen to Joan Rivers or her daughter? She's the queen of plastic surgery - she doesn't even look human anymore so how in hell is she in any way qualified to judge others?????
  • Charlie  •  2 months ago
    2 dogs picking on a fox.
  • Riverside  •  Buffalo, United States  •  2 months ago
    joan looks like the joker with #$%$ sorry jack!!!!!!!!!!
  • 23  •  2 months ago
    Joan & Melissa..... equal definitions of the word beotch!!!!!!
  • CindyS  •  Killeen, United States  •  2 months ago
    I have never cared for Joan Rivers or Melissa. To critique anyone by either one is a joke. I also want to know what exactly their role is? Joan is the death became her poster child and Melissa is looking just like her. Your clothing is outdated, as well as your opinions. Come on Hollywood is this the best you can do? Sandra Bullock could wear a hairnet and still outdo the both of you. Joan retire please and maybe take up recycling since you are so into plastic and Melissa you are just too unattractive to be on TV as well. Do us all a favor, call it quits!
  • star6437  •  Irvine, United States  •  2 months ago
    Joan look like a model in the house of wax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Carrie  •  2 months ago
    I love seeing what people wore, but I sure can't stand listening to Joan squawk about it.
  • Joseph  •  2 months ago
    If Joan Rivers has one more face lift, she'll have a goatee!
  • T.E. Lawrence  •  San Luis Obispo, United States  •  2 months ago
    Joan, the living corpse. Goulish and no talent.
  • Jay  •  2 months ago
    Joan's face looks like a Halloween mask!
  • Micah S  •  Farmington, United States  •  2 months ago
    These two might be worse than the Kardashians.
  • Reba  •  Panama City, United States  •  2 months ago
    It is really sad how some stars actually deform themselves into monsters thinking they are improving their looks.
    They were so fortunate to born with a healthy normal face, otherwise they would have never gotten on camera to begin with.
  • foghorn_leghorn  •  2 months ago
    Why in hell is anyone paying any attention to Melissa Rivers? What has she ever done in her life that wasn't a direct result of her mothers name? NOTHING! She's a scank with no talent whatsoever! If it wasn't for her mother (also nothing but white trash) Melissa would probably be a homeless meth addict who prostitutes herself for her next meth fix.
  • me  •  2 months ago
    What's harsh are Joan & Melissa's faces.

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